Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer
-  Complimentary Tutoring
 -  Large Earning Potential
 -  Can handle stress and strain in relationships
 -  Know all the dynamics of relative motion
 -  Learn about the benefits of friction and viscosity
 -  FREE body diagrams
 -  Always back up their hard drives
 -  Trained to do it right the first time
 -  Specialized in experimentation
 -  Can go all night with no hint of fatigue
 
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