"I saw on your home page that you are single and can cook. Believe it or not, those are the first two qualities I look for in a man. By the way, I was suitably impressed with your picture, grainy or not."
"I was just looking at your home page and you seem like a cool person!"
"To say the least I'm impressed by your home page and would like to know the software package you used" -- I use nothing but vi =)
"Hey, Todd! This is a really cool page you got here. Remember me from good old Titusville High?" -- ah yes, the good ol' days when Mom and Dad footed the bills!
"Hi..I am very impressed with your page thingy (whatever you call it)" *grin*
"YOU ROCK! YOU ARE A GOD, i bow down to thee... i am nothing, you are all.... and as for the cooking part can i have some cocoa? :)" -- funny what a little black mail can do these days!
"The mighty morphing computer science teachers are cool."
"Was searching for racquetball pages--and found yours--you sure have spent alot of time developing your page--loved the sounds--i'm bookmarking you!" -- ahhh... another satisfied customer!
"you've spent way too much time on this project...however it is ULTRACOOL....from one TODD to another..." -- one day, the Todd's shall inherit the Earth...
"LOVED the illegal bible quotes, printed them out and use them every day. :) Thanks a bunch, you made this Athiests life worth living!"
"Okay, I am TOTALLY impressed by your web-site! Very nice! That was beyond cool!!"